idk im kinda average i guess

Gain Followers here
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Anonymous: What's your favorite sex position?

They’re all super duper :-)

September 23rd / 0 notes

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I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again

September 23rd / 58,732 notes

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Like cockroaches, we have another pirate!  ARRRRRRRRGGGGHHH!
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F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

1. Because a woman brought into this world will inevitably be given pepper spray “just in case.”

2. Because by sixteen, a young girl knows how to avoid being sexually assaulted, while a boy of the same age does not fear sexual assault in the slightest.

3. Because a girl who mocks men is a bitch, and a boy who mocks women is joking.

4. Because a girl who has sex is a slut, and a boy who has sex is a man.

5. Because in a murder, the killer is at fault, but the blame of rape is often put on the victim.

6. Because we teach girls how not to get raped instead of teaching anyone simply not to rape.

7. Because a woman should put more clothes on if her outfit makes a man uncomfortable, because his self control is her responsibility.

8. Because feminists just need to chill out.

9. Because a 22 year old sex-obsessed virgin can murder 7 people, and the problem is that someone should’ve just slept with him.

10. Because not all men are predators, but yes, all women are prey.


September 23rd / 272,182 notes

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*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

September 23rd / 74,181 notes

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i need to lose weight so i can buy cool clothes, wear lipstick again, get a shit load of ear piercings, generally look killa and like myself again 

September 23rd / 171 notes

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